1 00:01:04,395 --> 00:01:07,099 Dyslexia Found For Cure 2 00:02:54,672 --> 00:02:57,127 Look! It's the President! 3 00:02:59,134 --> 00:03:00,961 And the Pope! 4 00:03:15,192 --> 00:03:19,735 My God, look! They are disgruntled postmen! 5 00:03:37,881 --> 00:03:40,799 High there! Give me back my baby! 6 00:03:46,807 --> 00:03:51,054 -Frank? Frank? What's going on? - I'm soaked. 7 00:03:51,054 --> 00:03:54,348 - I'll get the talcum powder. - That's not it. It was a nightmare. 8 00:03:54,348 --> 00:03:57,227 I couldn't prevent so many crimes. 9 00:03:57,227 --> 00:04:00,105 - You were dreaming, Frank. - Yes, I was. 10 00:04:00,105 --> 00:04:04,738 I need to have a night rested. The morning has passed. 11 00:04:15,753 --> 00:04:18,078 WHERE ARE THE POLICE 33 1/3 THE FINAL INSULT 12 00:06:48,488 --> 00:06:51,608 STATESVILLE PENITENTIARY 13 00:07:24,274 --> 00:07:26,350 How is my boy? 14 00:07:26,350 --> 00:07:28,483 Have you been well, love? 15 00:07:28,483 --> 00:07:30,978 So good as an imprisoned heterosexual can. 16 00:07:30,978 --> 00:07:33,860 I don't know if I can take much more. 17 00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:36,524 - How is Tanya, mom? - Same. 18 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:39,656 Milky, creamy skin, full lips, 19 00:07:39,656 --> 00:07:42,204 hard buttocks, big breast 20 00:07:42,204 --> 00:07:44,581 and ears where I feel like sticking my tongue out. 21 00:07:44,581 --> 00:07:46,413 If it continues. I have man cramps. 22 00:07:46,413 --> 00:07:51,297 Sorry. There is a person here to talk to you. 23 00:07:54,972 --> 00:07:56,596 Papshmir. 24 00:07:57,683 --> 00:07:59,722 My people are upset. 25 00:07:59,722 --> 00:08:02,727 They always are. They are Arab terrorists. 26 00:08:02,727 --> 00:08:04,722 Please, mom. 27 00:08:04,722 --> 00:08:08,065 Are you supposed to be the best bomber in the world. 28 00:08:08,065 --> 00:08:10,607 Stations, warehouses, buildings... 29 00:08:10,607 --> 00:08:12,439 The devastation of South Florida. 30 00:08:12,439 --> 00:08:16,480 - That was Hurricane Andrew. - That's what they told the public. 31 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,949 It doesn't matter. We want to cause problems for the United States, 32 00:08:18,949 --> 00:08:22,371 and now you have glorified the Police. 33 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:25,209 Said a job First class cost 5 million. 34 00:08:25,209 --> 00:08:27,535 If you want to pay that price 35 00:08:27,535 --> 00:08:32,374 I have a much higher target to that of the municipal council. 36 00:08:35,178 --> 00:08:40,054 It's an important target. But why will it be different now? 37 00:08:40,054 --> 00:08:41,850 Because I sell myself for 5 million. 38 00:08:43,061 --> 00:08:45,766 - I'm going to run away from here. - It's fine. 39 00:08:45,766 --> 00:08:50,601 But if I fail this time, my People won't be so understanding. 40 00:08:50,601 --> 00:08:54,561 Fail? Who can stop me? 41 00:09:30,984 --> 00:09:35,196 Dear customers, look our paper towels in ward 7. 42 00:09:38,658 --> 00:09:40,616 It's in wing 7. 43 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,455 Give me that! 44 00:09:50,455 --> 00:09:52,871 My bag! Help me! 45 00:09:52,871 --> 00:09:56,499 - I want the bag, woman. - Help! 46 00:10:06,019 --> 00:10:08,059 3,000 EVIL DEAD 432 INJURED 47 00:10:10,315 --> 00:10:15,024 We killed a lot of people together. It went really well. 48 00:10:15,024 --> 00:10:18,895 But today I'm retired, and if you give a few tears, 49 00:10:18,895 --> 00:10:21,742 It will just be at home. 50 00:10:21,742 --> 00:10:26,120 I hope to an intruder, and not to a relative, like at my party. 51 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,661 Well, Ed, 52 00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:31,668 I give you my gun. 53 00:10:33,964 --> 00:10:37,748 And my badge. 54 00:10:38,885 --> 00:10:40,629 And... 55 00:10:40,629 --> 00:10:45,762 Jane and I want to stay with the handcuffs. As a souvenir. 56 00:10:49,521 --> 00:10:51,560 Don't be sad. This is not goodbye. 57 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:54,186 I'll never see them again. 58 00:10:58,113 --> 00:11:00,651 My bag. Help! 59 00:11:00,651 --> 00:11:02,899 Get out of the way. 60 00:11:02,899 --> 00:11:04,819 Lieutenant Drebin! 61 00:11:04,819 --> 00:11:08,695 - Didn't you see that? - What? Yes, I saw it. Cat litter. 62 00:11:08,695 --> 00:11:10,783 On sale. Bestial. 63 00:11:10,783 --> 00:11:15,336 Silence. The jury must ignore this statement. You can continue. 64 00:11:17,048 --> 00:11:19,622 The pension was not awarded by the court? 65 00:11:19,622 --> 00:11:21,176 Yes, but... 66 00:11:21,176 --> 00:11:24,677 But two years ago who doesn't pay my client, 67 00:11:24,677 --> 00:11:27,682 disobeying the decision of the court. True? 68 00:11:27,682 --> 00:11:31,848 I lost the address. He moved house twice. 69 00:11:31,848 --> 00:11:34,061 Don't lie, Mr. Clayton. You're under oath. 70 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,272 Do you know what the penalty for perjury is? 71 00:11:38,278 --> 00:11:40,105 I ask again. 72 00:11:40,105 --> 00:11:43,612 Protest. Your Honor... 73 00:11:44,951 --> 00:11:48,403 - The prosecution is insinuating. - Protest accepted. 74 00:11:49,873 --> 00:11:52,957 mom doesn't want you hit it with the hammer. 75 00:11:52,957 --> 00:11:56,459 Read the indictment statement. 76 00:11:56,459 --> 00:11:58,871 "Don't lie, Mr. Clayton. You are under oath." 77 00:11:58,871 --> 00:12:00,757 There you go, darling. 78 00:12:00,757 --> 00:12:04,009 "Do you know what the penalty for perjury is?" 79 00:12:06,264 --> 00:12:08,423 That's all, Your Honor. 80 00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:11,054 Carry on, Ms. Spencer-Drebin. 81 00:12:12,354 --> 00:12:14,761 Nothing more. 82 00:12:14,761 --> 00:12:17,430 The defense, Dr. Davis-Jacobs-Lazlo? 83 00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:19,352 Nothing else. 84 00:12:19,352 --> 00:12:22,315 Audience break until the next feeding. 85 00:12:26,993 --> 00:12:29,401 I feel like we're going to beat this. 86 00:12:29,401 --> 00:12:30,121 Of course. 87 00:12:31,623 --> 00:12:34,161 I married the wrong man. 88 00:12:34,161 --> 00:12:36,373 I never thought it was possible. 89 00:12:36,373 --> 00:12:39,332 - I'm sorry? - Nothing. 90 00:12:39,332 --> 00:12:42,626 There are no wrong men, Louise. 91 00:12:43,969 --> 00:12:46,720 We need to make an effort. 92 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,548 FAMILY THERAPIST 93 00:12:48,548 --> 00:12:50,217 Mr. And Mrs. Drebin? 94 00:12:50,217 --> 00:12:53,558 They are married... 95 00:12:53,558 --> 00:12:55,970 6 months ago? 96 00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:59,729 Yes. Thank you for having us, doctor. 97 00:12:59,729 --> 00:13:02,225 Our last therapist spoke well of you. 98 00:13:02,225 --> 00:13:05,440 I regretted that he had committed suicide. 99 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:09,576 It is important for a couple start well, 100 00:13:09,576 --> 00:13:12,033 without mutual accusations. 101 00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:14,529 So which of you is powerless? 102 00:13:14,529 --> 00:13:17,661 - It's him. - Yes, of course. 103 00:13:17,661 --> 00:13:21,370 - Why don't you ask who is frigid? - It will be him, too. 104 00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:25,676 - Yes? You're never at home. - He doesn't accept me working. 105 00:13:25,676 --> 00:13:27,800 He ignores what a woman needs. 106 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,880 You're so insensitive. 107 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:33,591 - The toilet seat again? - No, babies. 108 00:13:33,591 --> 00:13:37,433 I want to have one, and always we make love give you head. 109 00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:40,440 I'm not a piece of meat. I do what I can. 110 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,194 I bought ointments, lotions, creams, books, 111 00:13:43,194 --> 00:13:45,021 things that vibrate. 112 00:13:46,364 --> 00:13:47,775 It could be your fault. 113 00:13:47,775 --> 00:13:52,611 Ever tried sexy underwear? Lace panties? A black bodysuit? 114 00:13:52,611 --> 00:13:54,946 I've already dressed them all. Nothing happened. 115 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,707 Why don't you want children? 116 00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:01,794 I didn't want to adopt the girl 18 year old Korean? 117 00:14:03,506 --> 00:14:07,290 Jane and Frank, listen to what I suggest. 118 00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:10,339 Make this night a special night. 119 00:14:10,339 --> 00:14:13,265 Dinner, wine, romantic music. 120 00:14:13,265 --> 00:14:16,635 Turn on Johnny Mathis' station. 121 00:14:16,635 --> 00:14:19,848 Just be Jane and Frank...lovers. 122 00:14:21,191 --> 00:14:23,646 It's been a long time... 123 00:14:23,646 --> 00:14:25,644 We don't have nights like that. 124 00:14:25,644 --> 00:14:27,148 At least together. 125 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:33,023 It's a big responsibility have a child. 126 00:14:33,023 --> 00:14:36,369 How to be responsible for hygiene in a Haitian prison. 127 00:14:36,369 --> 00:14:38,614 I am scared. 128 00:14:38,614 --> 00:14:41,958 Tonight is going to be special, Frank. 129 00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:44,962 It's just that I love you so much, darling. 130 00:14:44,962 --> 00:14:46,957 My little loving sparrow. 131 00:14:48,051 --> 00:14:50,921 My tender little dog. 132 00:14:50,921 --> 00:14:53,135 My love cookie. 133 00:14:53,135 --> 00:14:55,262 My cute little thing. 134 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,675 My cheese puff. 135 00:14:58,561 --> 00:15:02,808 Drebin couple, please. Sou diabetic. I think they should leave. 136 00:15:04,901 --> 00:15:06,941 I never thought we would end up like this. 137 00:15:06,941 --> 00:15:10,231 How did you think it would end? 138 00:15:11,408 --> 00:15:13,317 I don't know. 139 00:15:14,411 --> 00:15:16,617 Another way. 140 00:15:16,617 --> 00:15:18,531 Oh, Jason. 141 00:15:30,927 --> 00:15:33,798 Ed! Nordberg! How long has it been. 142 00:15:33,798 --> 00:15:36,925 Hi, Frank! You're great. 143 00:15:36,925 --> 00:15:40,091 I do aerobics, and Jane gave me thigh extenders. 144 00:15:40,091 --> 00:15:43,638 But how rude! Come in, come in. 145 00:15:44,149 --> 00:15:46,188 How charming! 146 00:15:46,188 --> 00:15:48,601 Sit down. 147 00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:51,530 Don't notice the mess. I'm ironing. 148 00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,773 I just made some cupcakes. 149 00:15:53,773 --> 00:15:56,654 - Do you want to try it? - No, no. 150 00:15:56,654 --> 00:15:59,615 We have a problem with terrorists. 151 00:15:59,615 --> 00:16:02,660 - We are sure... - I want a cupcake. 152 00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:05,668 - The coffee smells good. - It is ground at home. 153 00:16:05,668 --> 00:16:09,751 We came here to ask you for help. 154 00:16:17,849 --> 00:16:19,426 Great! 155 00:16:19,426 --> 00:16:22,471 I knew they liked it. I made them out of nowhere. 156 00:16:22,471 --> 00:16:24,389 I'm just going to rest my feet. 157 00:16:24,389 --> 00:16:29,356 There is suspicion in the attempt of bomb in the chamber. 158 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,113 These photos were taken by a reporter. 159 00:16:32,113 --> 00:16:35,648 - It was used as fun. - They are enlarged. 160 00:16:35,648 --> 00:16:39,692 - It seems like I've already seen them. - No, the badge. She's a nurse. 161 00:16:39,692 --> 00:16:41,910 It's fine. Can I keep this one? 162 00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:44,915 She works at the Karlson Clinic. 163 00:16:44,915 --> 00:16:47,836 - Her name is Tanya Peters. -Tanya Peters? 164 00:16:47,836 --> 00:16:52,381 - Do you know? - Don't you remember the 70s? 165 00:16:52,381 --> 00:16:54,506 The nightclub shooting? 166 00:17:13,029 --> 00:17:15,485 Everything cool, man? 167 00:17:15,485 --> 00:17:19,025 He didn't show up at the fondue yesterday. 168 00:17:19,025 --> 00:17:22,867 I went to see Village People. They are from another world. 169 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,363 - Enjoy! - What do we have here? 170 00:17:25,363 --> 00:17:27,498 A dead dancer. 171 00:17:28,336 --> 00:17:30,744 Drug. How naughty! 172 00:17:30,744 --> 00:17:32,878 A love triangle, perhaps. 173 00:17:32,878 --> 00:17:36,216 The suspect's girlfriend, Tanya Peters. I'll be right back. 174 00:17:36,216 --> 00:17:37,500 A cigarette. 175 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,422 I know. 176 00:17:39,422 --> 00:17:43,642 You have to come and pay some statements at the police station. 177 00:17:45,895 --> 00:17:47,722 I'm here, Lieutenant. 178 00:17:54,821 --> 00:17:56,019 HALL 179 00:17:57,448 --> 00:17:59,441 Yes, I remember. 180 00:17:59,441 --> 00:18:02,950 You were a guinea pig for a hair restorer. 181 00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:05,824 - What? - I'm glad I can help. 182 00:18:05,824 --> 00:18:08,667 I have to go put the lamb to roast. 183 00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,791 Let's ask you a favor. 184 00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:12,918 There isn't much meat. 185 00:18:12,918 --> 00:18:14,832 That's not it, Frank. 186 00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:17,213 We need you at the clinic today. 187 00:18:17,213 --> 00:18:19,508 Wait. I left the Police. 188 00:18:19,508 --> 00:18:22,466 They will whistle to another parish. 189 00:18:22,466 --> 00:18:26,685 - It's just because we're distressed. - What about Hedges and O'Malley? 190 00:18:26,685 --> 00:18:29,556 They're in Hawaii... together. 191 00:18:30,565 --> 00:18:34,776 Jane and me We planned a special evening. 192 00:18:34,776 --> 00:18:37,696 You arrive home time to make dinner. 193 00:18:37,696 --> 00:18:40,271 I would have to make chops. 194 00:18:40,271 --> 00:18:43,451 Think about the crime outside. 195 00:18:43,451 --> 00:18:46,109 No one is safe. It's for you to protect Jane, 196 00:18:46,109 --> 00:18:48,993 and all the Janes of this world. 197 00:18:48,993 --> 00:18:51,290 You haven't fired a shot in months. 198 00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:55,161 It's curious how simple things are missed. 199 00:18:55,161 --> 00:18:57,830 It must be nice to feel the cold, hard steel 200 00:18:57,830 --> 00:18:59,965 against the thigh once more. 201 00:18:59,965 --> 00:19:02,211 The thrill of the chase. Be a man. 202 00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:07,389 After folding the laundry, I went to the clinic. 203 00:19:07,389 --> 00:19:10,228 A good disguise is important in police operations. 204 00:19:10,228 --> 00:19:13,230 This operation was no different. 205 00:19:15,276 --> 00:19:17,732 I didn't know if Tanya would recognize me, 206 00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:20,192 so I put on some fake glasses, 207 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,523 and I combed my hair differently. 208 00:19:22,523 --> 00:19:24,526 The plan was to go in, 209 00:19:24,526 --> 00:19:28,154 knowing about Tanya's connection to the bombs, 210 00:19:28,154 --> 00:19:30,454 and leave quickly. 211 00:19:30,454 --> 00:19:34,669 I used the old trick from the old injury playing football. 212 00:19:34,669 --> 00:19:38,668 - Do you want anything? - I wanted to see a doctor. 213 00:19:38,668 --> 00:19:41,249 Sign here. 214 00:19:41,249 --> 00:19:46,255 - You have an appointment, sir... - Smith. No, I don't. 215 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,177 Take a number. 216 00:19:48,177 --> 00:19:49,726 The six. 217 00:19:49,726 --> 00:19:52,266 - What? - Have you got the six yet? 218 00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:54,680 Does it have to be between one and ten? 219 00:19:58,903 --> 00:20:00,943 Then they call him. 220 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,691 Thanks. 221 00:20:06,035 --> 00:20:08,360 ADAM AND EVE SKELETONS FOUND 222 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,162 Mr. Smith... 223 00:20:11,874 --> 00:20:15,539 There was a withdrawal. It may already be attended to. 224 00:20:15,539 --> 00:20:18,380 Good morning, Mr. Smith. Follow me. 225 00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:21,964 Thank you for having me. 226 00:20:21,964 --> 00:20:24,721 It doesn't take long. 227 00:20:26,889 --> 00:20:29,974 SPERM BANK AND FERTILITY CLINIC 228 00:20:30,435 --> 00:20:32,723 How long have you been complaining? 229 00:20:32,723 --> 00:20:35,896 It started in the back with my uncle. 230 00:20:35,896 --> 00:20:39,066 In the back with your uncle? 231 00:20:39,066 --> 00:20:41,228 Well, when he comes to visit me, 232 00:20:41,228 --> 00:20:45,401 let's go to the back and play. 233 00:20:45,401 --> 00:20:48,777 And what was the result? 234 00:20:48,777 --> 00:20:52,618 I can't stand him. I'm in pain. 235 00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:55,708 I can't straighten it. 236 00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:58,165 It becomes insensitive. As if numb. 237 00:20:59,422 --> 00:21:01,913 I must have tried too hard. 238 00:21:05,845 --> 00:21:09,510 - Please. - For what? 239 00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:12,600 - Sperm count. - Here? 240 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:16,386 It's not exactly the back, but it works. 241 00:21:16,386 --> 00:21:17,106 Good... 242 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,608 SAMPLE EXTRACTION ROOM 7 243 00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:40,578 Follow me to fill out the form. 244 00:21:42,298 --> 00:21:46,296 Sign these papers and leave them with the nurse at the exit. 245 00:21:48,262 --> 00:21:50,338 - This way. - What? 246 00:21:50,338 --> 00:21:52,471 - Number 17. - Oh, no. 247 00:21:52,471 --> 00:21:54,515 - Any problems? - None. 248 00:21:54,515 --> 00:21:59,015 - It's 17. It's next. - Do we know each other? 249 00:21:59,015 --> 00:22:01,146 You'll excuse me, but I'm next. 250 00:22:07,114 --> 00:22:08,110 Sorry? 251 00:22:09,158 --> 00:22:11,198 How's it going, sir. Smith? 252 00:22:13,412 --> 00:22:15,037 If you must know, I'm busy. 253 00:22:15,037 --> 00:22:20,164 - Want a video to help you? - Is there "Dances with Wolves"? 254 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,708 "Rocketeer"? "Lady and the Tramp"? 255 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,457 An adult film. 256 00:22:24,457 --> 00:22:25,747 Hot Barracks 257 00:22:36,853 --> 00:22:39,094 The video was interesting. 258 00:22:39,094 --> 00:22:41,513 Come with me. 259 00:22:41,513 --> 00:22:44,359 Don't have "Sportaco"? 260 00:22:50,867 --> 00:22:52,693 KENNEDY MURDER 261 00:22:54,495 --> 00:22:55,776 JIMMY HOFFA'S CORPSE 262 00:22:55,776 --> 00:22:58,445 THE 18 MINUTES LEFT FROM WATERGATE RECORDINGS 263 00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:01,032 PHOTOS BY HEIDI FLEISS WITH A LOT OF FAMOUS PEOPLE 264 00:23:01,032 --> 00:23:03,166 TANYA PETERS' ADDRESS ON THE LAKE 265 00:23:06,591 --> 00:23:08,667 Cleaning staff, clean room 7. 266 00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:11,963 Cleaning staff, clean room 7. 267 00:23:17,935 --> 00:23:20,806 - What are you doing? - Fixing me up. 268 00:23:20,806 --> 00:23:24,764 We must always be well groomed. 269 00:23:26,235 --> 00:23:28,027 Are you sure we don't know each other? 270 00:23:28,027 --> 00:23:31,362 My glass. Get to work! 271 00:23:33,576 --> 00:23:35,070 Mr. Smith? 272 00:23:35,070 --> 00:23:38,909 - Are you feeling well? - I need help. 273 00:23:38,909 --> 00:23:42,996 Dr. Rosenblatt, sexual excitement in room 7. 274 00:23:42,996 --> 00:23:44,912 Dr. Rosenblatt. 275 00:24:02,271 --> 00:24:05,770 I've been waiting all day, baby. 276 00:24:06,817 --> 00:24:10,400 I put on my evening dress that you offered me on my honeymoon. 277 00:24:13,407 --> 00:24:15,779 It's going to be a special night. 278 00:24:15,779 --> 00:24:19,154 I will make love to you for hours and hours. 279 00:24:19,154 --> 00:24:21,322 Won't your little man like it? 280 00:24:23,084 --> 00:24:25,753 - Hours? - Like the first time. 281 00:24:25,753 --> 00:24:29,751 I'm going to prepare myself with a shower hot for a few days. 282 00:24:29,751 --> 00:24:32,129 A week, maybe. 283 00:24:32,129 --> 00:24:33,795 It's so funny. 284 00:24:33,795 --> 00:24:36,757 I'll get the oysters and clams. 285 00:25:12,174 --> 00:25:14,001 Take it. 286 00:25:14,001 --> 00:25:16,335 I'll shave your back hair like last time. 287 00:25:16,335 --> 00:25:19,346 It's better not, Jane. 288 00:25:20,433 --> 00:25:22,674 Frank! What is this? 289 00:25:22,674 --> 00:25:24,808 I fell on top of a rake. 290 00:25:24,808 --> 00:25:28,560 You're lying! That's why Ed has been calling. 291 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:32,978 - Have you returned to the investigation? - No, I swear. It's another woman. 292 00:25:32,978 --> 00:25:35,395 Don't even dream! 293 00:25:35,395 --> 00:25:39,487 Not wanting children is bad, But never go back to the Police... 294 00:25:39,487 --> 00:25:42,068 my macho! 295 00:25:44,623 --> 00:25:48,751 Jane! Jane! It was nothing. It was just a favor I did for Ed. 296 00:25:48,751 --> 00:25:51,588 Beautiful renovation! I'm leaving. 297 00:25:51,588 --> 00:25:54,128 I never thought you would do this. 298 00:25:54,128 --> 00:25:56,672 - Aren't you getting ahead of yourself? - I don't think so. 299 00:25:57,762 --> 00:26:00,466 It must be the taxi. I'm going to Louise's house. 300 00:26:00,466 --> 00:26:05,135 How could you? We have to separate to think about it. 301 00:26:05,135 --> 00:26:08,810 I won't think. Why start now? I love you. 302 00:26:08,810 --> 00:26:11,982 But listen: I am as I am, and I do what I do. 303 00:26:11,982 --> 00:26:14,523 Some make shoelaces or plant lawns, 304 00:26:14,523 --> 00:26:16,854 others neuter animals. 305 00:26:16,854 --> 00:26:19,355 - I'm a buffoon. - Nice speech. 306 00:26:19,355 --> 00:26:21,656 But I've already made the decision. I'm leaving. 307 00:26:21,656 --> 00:26:23,571 It's fine. 308 00:26:23,571 --> 00:26:25,702 So, take this with you. 309 00:26:29,752 --> 00:26:32,872 To know how my lips feel. 310 00:26:39,970 --> 00:26:42,010 Goodbye, Frank. 311 00:26:42,010 --> 00:26:46,261 They're listening to T.R.I.S.T.E., It's just depressions, always. 312 00:26:46,261 --> 00:26:48,640 Here's a dedication to Frank, from Jane 313 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,769 who called from a taxi... 314 00:26:50,769 --> 00:26:52,896 It goes like this: "Frank, my liar, 315 00:26:52,896 --> 00:26:57,444 "It's not enough to be powerless, but now you let the heat out the door!” 316 00:27:00,449 --> 00:27:05,325 He promised he wouldn't return to the Police. A scoundrel is always a scoundrel. 317 00:27:05,325 --> 00:27:09,457 - He married the Police. - We always stay in the background. 318 00:27:09,457 --> 00:27:12,827 There's an article in Cosmo: "Why are men scoundrels?" 319 00:27:12,827 --> 00:27:16,621 For me, Frank is synonymous with reptile. 320 00:27:16,621 --> 00:27:18,791 I don't want to see him again. 321 00:27:18,791 --> 00:27:21,256 I want to leave this city. 322 00:27:21,256 --> 00:27:24,132 Let's go to the cabin next to the foundry. 323 00:27:24,132 --> 00:27:26,262 The fresh air will do you good. 324 00:27:26,262 --> 00:27:28,923 Take it easy. It's her second bottle of Chanel. 325 00:27:28,923 --> 00:27:32,720 You are witnessing the beginning of the new Jane. 326 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,314 The nonsense is over who dedicated her life to a man. 327 00:27:36,314 --> 00:27:38,359 I will transform. 328 00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:40,485 Drive the nail in deep! 329 00:27:43,284 --> 00:27:47,198 - Didn't you forget anything? - I hope not. 330 00:27:50,708 --> 00:27:55,370 Calm down, ma'am. How many dead bodies in the pool? 331 00:27:55,796 --> 00:27:59,545 Killing a gangster gives you a fine from 18 dollars. Put it in the mail. 332 00:27:59,545 --> 00:28:03,382 - I'm glad you came, Frank. - Welcome. 333 00:28:04,555 --> 00:28:06,594 Do you have Tanya's address? 334 00:28:06,594 --> 00:28:10,762 I wrote it on a tissue paper, and I don't know where I put it. 335 00:28:10,762 --> 00:28:14,553 - I must be old. - It could happen to anyone. 336 00:28:14,553 --> 00:28:18,776 But I brought you "Frank's delicious sweetie." 337 00:28:18,776 --> 00:28:21,067 Go to work, don't worry about me. 338 00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:23,942 I don't bother you. 339 00:28:23,942 --> 00:28:25,443 It'll be like... 340 00:28:26,869 --> 00:28:31,330 Give it to me. We have a surprise for you. 341 00:28:31,330 --> 00:28:34,950 In honor of his 30 years in the Police. 342 00:28:37,463 --> 00:28:40,914 This is formidable. 343 00:28:44,678 --> 00:28:46,754 Thanks, guys. 344 00:28:46,754 --> 00:28:48,674 It was to cheer you up. 345 00:28:48,674 --> 00:28:50,805 We already know about Jane. 346 00:28:50,805 --> 00:28:54,937 Jane, Jane. A name that reminds me of her. 347 00:28:54,937 --> 00:28:58,225 This is a big hassle. 348 00:28:58,225 --> 00:29:00,226 If you need anything... 349 00:29:00,226 --> 00:29:02,525 Dr. Kevorkian's home phone! 350 00:29:02,525 --> 00:29:05,186 Go put the pieces together. 351 00:29:05,186 --> 00:29:08,283 - We're with you, Frank. - Thank you, Ed. 352 00:29:08,283 --> 00:29:11,951 - Look who he is! - It's good to see you. 353 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:15,622 - I have the data on the bomb. - What did you discover? 354 00:29:15,622 --> 00:29:18,461 The explosive is a powder. 355 00:29:18,461 --> 00:29:22,674 - And it tastes like... - That's fertilizer. It's from another case. 356 00:29:22,674 --> 00:29:25,296 I mean that. 357 00:29:25,296 --> 00:29:28,256 We detected a lot of nitroglycerin. 358 00:29:28,256 --> 00:29:32,214 - Can you tell us where it came from? - With great pleasure. 359 00:29:32,214 --> 00:29:36,058 Billions of years ago, the Earth was a scorching mass. 360 00:29:36,058 --> 00:29:38,353 I mean the dust, Ted. 361 00:29:38,353 --> 00:29:42,224 We don't know that. Give me that urine sample, Frank. 362 00:29:42,224 --> 00:29:45,356 But we found a list of the bomber's plans. 363 00:29:45,356 --> 00:29:47,487 We analyze the paper. 364 00:29:47,487 --> 00:29:49,982 - Did you get results? - Then. 365 00:29:49,982 --> 00:29:52,153 Came from Statesville prison. 366 00:29:52,153 --> 00:29:55,946 - Are you sure? - Absolute. 367 00:29:55,946 --> 00:29:59,327 Paper fibers comes from Canarian pine trees, 368 00:29:59,327 --> 00:30:01,246 that only grow in Oregon. 369 00:30:01,246 --> 00:30:03,627 We contacted several sawmills in the area, 370 00:30:03,627 --> 00:30:06,467 and we gave with a distributor in Tacoma. 371 00:30:06,467 --> 00:30:08,846 There the track ended. 372 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:13,141 - How do you know he came from prison? - For the stationery. 373 00:30:13,141 --> 00:30:17,009 Comparing handwriting with that of arrested bombers 374 00:30:17,009 --> 00:30:18,978 in Statesville, 375 00:30:18,978 --> 00:30:21,187 a suspect emerges. Rocco Dillon. 376 00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:24,478 He must command attacks from prison. 377 00:30:24,478 --> 00:30:28,188 There is only one process for us to know where he will attack. 378 00:30:28,188 --> 00:30:30,571 We have to put someone in prison. 379 00:30:30,571 --> 00:30:34,158 - I'll go. - I can't do this, Frank. 380 00:30:34,158 --> 00:30:37,330 If Rocco finds out, you could die. 381 00:30:37,330 --> 00:30:40,085 "You might die" is my nickname. 382 00:30:40,085 --> 00:30:41,793 And Jane? 383 00:30:41,793 --> 00:30:44,915 I don't know her last name. I need action, Ed. 384 00:30:44,915 --> 00:30:46,750 I'm going to the penitentiary. 385 00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:50,128 Frank! Ed! Come see this. 386 00:30:50,128 --> 00:30:53,839 It is a prototype for an anti-burglary device. 387 00:30:53,839 --> 00:30:56,055 Let's see how he acts. 388 00:30:56,055 --> 00:30:57,306 Skirt! 389 00:30:58,187 --> 00:30:59,681 Don't make me... 390 00:31:04,526 --> 00:31:06,685 We call these Denver Briefs. 391 00:31:14,787 --> 00:31:19,449 After six months of retirement, I'm back in action. 392 00:31:19,449 --> 00:31:24,203 In the time it takes to say "hands up air," was inside the prison, 393 00:31:24,203 --> 00:31:27,499 surrounded by pimps, rapists and murderers. 394 00:31:27,499 --> 00:31:30,960 It was like being in a game of the Los Angeles Raiders. 395 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:36,094 To preserve life I had to appeal to all my experience. 396 00:31:46,985 --> 00:31:49,856 After a generous internal search, 397 00:31:49,856 --> 00:31:52,901 I arrived at my destination. Maximum security, 398 00:31:53,992 --> 00:31:56,697 with the most violent sociopaths of the country. 399 00:31:56,697 --> 00:31:59,278 And the worst of them all: Rocco Dillon. 400 00:32:03,168 --> 00:32:05,208 It's the same. 401 00:32:05,208 --> 00:32:07,335 No prison holds me back. 402 00:32:07,335 --> 00:32:09,380 Attica! 403 00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:12,384 Power to the brothers! Death to the white guy! 404 00:32:12,384 --> 00:32:14,213 Death to the white guy! 405 00:32:14,213 --> 00:32:15,053 Shut up! 406 00:32:19,893 --> 00:32:22,384 You're singing too much for a new canary. 407 00:32:22,384 --> 00:32:25,895 If you don't stop looking, I twist your chin. 408 00:32:25,895 --> 00:32:29,517 Do you know who you're talking to? 409 00:32:29,517 --> 00:32:31,734 It's Rocco Dillon. 410 00:32:31,734 --> 00:32:35,321 - Where is your prisoner number? - It's not on the list. 411 00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:39,027 I'm just Nick "Stabs" McGirk. 412 00:32:39,027 --> 00:32:43,415 Listen, caramel: I'm in charge here. Don't mess with me. 413 00:32:43,415 --> 00:32:46,205 Be careful, McGirk. 414 00:32:46,205 --> 00:32:49,046 Believe me, a man here is changed. 415 00:32:49,046 --> 00:32:50,625 In what way? 416 00:32:50,625 --> 00:32:53,123 I used to be white. 417 00:32:53,123 --> 00:32:56,504 He was the drummer for the Osmonds. 418 00:32:56,504 --> 00:33:01,140 If you upset me, he will upset you suffer like you've never suffered. 419 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:03,896 I know. I remember the Osmonds. 420 00:33:05,272 --> 00:33:08,807 - It's better to lie down. - I'll go right away. 421 00:33:08,807 --> 00:33:13,776 But now I'm going to make a list who I'm going to kill soon. 422 00:33:13,776 --> 00:33:17,197 Turn off the lights. Let's close. 423 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,536 Honey cupcake darling, 424 00:33:23,536 --> 00:33:25,450 I miss you so much... 425 00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:30,038 I haven't suffered like this since The last time I took soup. 426 00:33:30,038 --> 00:33:34,080 I remember it well. Her name was Gabriella. 427 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,749 We're getting married. 428 00:33:36,749 --> 00:33:40,261 But on the wedding day She didn't show up. 429 00:33:43,769 --> 00:33:48,894 I was destroyed. I imagined that she had left me for someone else. 430 00:33:48,894 --> 00:33:52,019 One that would give him what I couldn't. 431 00:33:52,019 --> 00:33:55,314 I felt that my life finished. Until that glorious day. 432 00:33:57,032 --> 00:33:59,570 The day I married you. 433 00:33:59,570 --> 00:34:02,577 All our friends were there. 434 00:34:02,577 --> 00:34:04,702 It seems like it was yesterday. 435 00:34:04,702 --> 00:34:06,829 We were all so happy. 436 00:34:06,829 --> 00:34:09,953 How we longed to take them with us. 437 00:34:09,953 --> 00:34:12,251 It was the happiest day of my life. 438 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:16,502 I will never forget our plans. It was perfect. 439 00:34:16,502 --> 00:34:19,678 Let's hire the maid that you always wanted. 440 00:34:19,678 --> 00:34:21,886 Hello, Mr. D. Hello, Mrs. D. 441 00:34:21,886 --> 00:34:25,389 Did you know that our dream would end up happening. 442 00:34:25,389 --> 00:34:28,431 One day we would have our little Frank. 443 00:34:28,431 --> 00:34:31,013 Shut up, McGirk. I want to sleep. 444 00:34:31,013 --> 00:34:33,943 It's not worth it. She doesn't come back. 445 00:35:39,885 --> 00:35:41,924 You bend over and take the soap from me, 446 00:35:41,924 --> 00:35:44,799 my little love? 447 00:35:44,799 --> 00:35:46,681 Without a doubt. 448 00:35:57,235 --> 00:36:00,272 Rocco found out, of my feat in the shower, 449 00:36:00,272 --> 00:36:02,819 that I didn't lack courage. 450 00:36:02,819 --> 00:36:04,735 Now I had to attack. 451 00:36:04,735 --> 00:36:07,946 Like a blind man at an orgy, I had to grope in the dark. 452 00:36:09,623 --> 00:36:15,246 The escape plans are ready, Tyrone. Just the two of us. 453 00:36:15,246 --> 00:36:18,421 - Burnett wants to go too. - Burnett is on guard. 454 00:36:18,421 --> 00:36:20,879 I know, but you're unhappy here. 455 00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:23,007 It's fine. It doesn't matter. 456 00:36:23,007 --> 00:36:25,668 I have everything planned here. 457 00:36:29,017 --> 00:36:32,885 What is this? A letter from your mom? 458 00:36:32,885 --> 00:36:35,684 - It's private, guard! - Let's see what he says. 459 00:36:35,684 --> 00:36:40,934 - Give him the letter. - Shut up, sissy. 460 00:36:40,934 --> 00:36:44,113 What will this little letter have? 461 00:36:44,113 --> 00:36:47,200 Hello! An escape plan. 462 00:36:47,577 --> 00:36:50,863 It's your ticket to another 20 years. 463 00:36:50,863 --> 00:36:53,281 If the director sees this... 464 00:36:53,281 --> 00:36:56,993 Do you call that washing? 465 00:36:56,993 --> 00:36:59,494 The wash has solid remains. 466 00:36:59,494 --> 00:37:01,962 This looks more like porridge! 467 00:37:01,962 --> 00:37:04,755 And this Chateau Le Blanc from 68 468 00:37:04,755 --> 00:37:08,130 it should be served fresh. 469 00:37:08,130 --> 00:37:13,300 And it's at room temperature. Do they take us for animals or what? 470 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:14,300 No! 471 00:37:15,230 --> 00:37:17,686 What are we? 472 00:37:17,686 --> 00:37:19,566 Homo sapiens? 473 00:37:20,736 --> 00:37:25,196 You're right! We are men! We are men! 474 00:38:04,029 --> 00:38:07,314 Blue left hand. Whose hand is in my pocket? 475 00:38:16,792 --> 00:38:20,374 Come on, my son. Eat the beans! 476 00:38:42,108 --> 00:38:46,438 You saved me. I would end up alone if I hadn't done that. 477 00:38:46,438 --> 00:38:49,696 I've seen that you move "very" well. 478 00:38:49,696 --> 00:38:51,822 - Very good. - As you wish. 479 00:38:51,822 --> 00:38:56,121 I have a job outside. A guy like you served me. 480 00:38:56,121 --> 00:38:58,163 - Do you have dental assistance? - Completely waterproof. 481 00:38:58,163 --> 00:39:00,408 - What's the scene? - Let's get out of here. 482 00:39:00,408 --> 00:39:04,416 Thanks to you, We still have the plan. Give it a go. 483 00:39:04,416 --> 00:39:06,997 - It's a good plan. - I've eaten better. 484 00:39:06,997 --> 00:39:10,543 Listen. I have a plan that won't fail. 485 00:39:11,596 --> 00:39:13,174 My God! They caught Tyrone! 486 00:39:14,599 --> 00:39:17,684 Can't we all be friends? 487 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,685 With Tyrone in solitude, It was just Rocco and me. 488 00:39:26,685 --> 00:39:28,818 He really had to trust me. 489 00:39:28,818 --> 00:39:30,814 Hang in there. 490 00:39:30,814 --> 00:39:32,532 It's fine. 491 00:39:32,532 --> 00:39:35,025 I convinced him to dig a tunnel. 492 00:39:35,025 --> 00:39:37,825 That or the laundry cart. 493 00:39:37,825 --> 00:39:41,200 But just thinking about going with dirty clothes 494 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,377 It immediately made my mouth sour. 495 00:39:47,966 --> 00:39:50,539 The land problem 496 00:39:50,539 --> 00:39:52,592 It was soon resolved. 497 00:39:52,592 --> 00:39:55,846 In addition to some itching, things were moving along. 498 00:39:55,846 --> 00:39:57,972 We always dig. 499 00:39:57,972 --> 00:40:01,096 During the night, we put dolls in the beds. 500 00:40:01,096 --> 00:40:02,267 Turn off the light, McGirk. 501 00:40:03,315 --> 00:40:07,443 It was more land than he had thought. Getting rid of her was complicated. 502 00:40:29,758 --> 00:40:31,667 Point! 503 00:40:44,648 --> 00:40:46,605 Where are you going? 504 00:40:46,605 --> 00:40:50,523 - Are you thinking about Frank? - It's our song. 505 00:40:50,523 --> 00:40:53,317 I understand. Feel free. 506 00:41:10,465 --> 00:41:12,374 - Hello. - Excuse me. 507 00:41:12,374 --> 00:41:15,918 I'll take cookies to Dallas. Do you want to come? 508 00:41:15,918 --> 00:41:17,257 No, thank you. 509 00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:18,841 - Will you give me a kiss? - No. 510 00:41:18,841 --> 00:41:21,933 When a lady says no, means yes. 511 00:41:21,933 --> 00:41:24,592 - How about a kiss? - Yes. 512 00:41:24,592 --> 00:41:29,266 No, why? You're one of those. Come on, we are the same. 513 00:41:43,540 --> 00:41:45,367 My God! You killed him! 514 00:41:45,367 --> 00:41:47,332 It was an accident. I'll call the police. 515 00:41:47,332 --> 00:41:49,910 He has judgment. You killed a man. 516 00:41:49,910 --> 00:41:52,127 You are a hero to all of us. 517 00:41:52,127 --> 00:41:55,216 Frank! He protects us. 518 00:41:55,216 --> 00:41:58,302 Frank is a man. Put yourself in jail right away. 519 00:42:00,849 --> 00:42:04,431 Jane, I'm with you to help you kill men. 520 00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:12,226 Do whatever you want. I'll call Frank. 521 00:42:14,112 --> 00:42:16,069 Harmonica, that hurt! 522 00:42:16,069 --> 00:42:18,195 Please be home, Frank! 523 00:42:21,494 --> 00:42:23,534 Hello, we are the Drebins! 524 00:42:23,534 --> 00:42:28,497 At this moment we are not at home, but leave a message. 525 00:42:28,497 --> 00:42:32,167 - Which button do I press? - Not that! 526 00:42:43,349 --> 00:42:47,264 Tanya! Another woman! He told the truth. 527 00:42:47,264 --> 00:42:51,054 Honeymoon Bay Road. I bet they're alone now. 528 00:42:52,442 --> 00:42:54,481 Inspection! 529 00:42:56,488 --> 00:42:59,323 There are rumors of a possible escape. 530 00:42:59,323 --> 00:43:03,571 If we suspect that someone tries to escape, 531 00:43:03,571 --> 00:43:06,912 he will be severely punished. 532 00:43:08,041 --> 00:43:11,741 As soon as anyone heard about the escape, we went straight to the tunnel, 533 00:43:11,741 --> 00:43:14,707 to dig the last few meters on the run. 534 00:43:14,707 --> 00:43:18,629 About 45 meters further and we passed the prison wall. 535 00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:23,179 May he rest in peace in us arms of... Jesus Christ! 536 00:43:23,179 --> 00:43:24,972 �men. 537 00:43:24,972 --> 00:43:28,308 Rocco tried to tidy up a car for our getaway. 538 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,053 After a misdirection, 539 00:43:33,053 --> 00:43:37,479 we arrived at the meeting point, a high school in Los Angeles. 540 00:43:51,668 --> 00:43:53,577 It was close. 541 00:43:53,577 --> 00:43:58,130 Who's the old lady, Rocco? Did you get shot in the trunk? 542 00:43:58,130 --> 00:44:00,173 It's my mother! 543 00:44:00,173 --> 00:44:04,756 Your child It is a sadistic and cruel animal. 544 00:44:04,756 --> 00:44:07,683 - You should be proud of him. - And I'm proud. 545 00:44:07,683 --> 00:44:09,807 Mommy, this is cool, 546 00:44:09,807 --> 00:44:11,554 Nick "Stabs" McGirk. 547 00:44:11,554 --> 00:44:13,888 There are clothes in the suitcase. 548 00:44:13,888 --> 00:44:19,901 Rocco's mother fell silent. I felt like she didn't want me there. 549 00:44:19,901 --> 00:44:22,739 Like a dwarf in a urinal 550 00:44:22,739 --> 00:44:25,825 I had to walk on tiptoe. 551 00:44:37,005 --> 00:44:39,044 Stop! Stop! 552 00:45:00,153 --> 00:45:04,400 It wasn't my fault. The cow was on the road. 553 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,863 Close the door, the flies will come in. 554 00:45:06,863 --> 00:45:09,573 - So, how about it? - Beautiful place. 555 00:45:09,573 --> 00:45:14,408 No phone and isolated. Playboy Channel, perfect. 556 00:45:14,408 --> 00:45:16,789 I came to take action. 557 00:45:16,789 --> 00:45:19,499 What will it be? A bank? Armed car? 558 00:45:19,499 --> 00:45:22,922 You are becoming Very curious, McGirk. 559 00:45:22,922 --> 00:45:24,800 Calm down, mom. 560 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,302 - Want to try the new weapon. - I know how it is. 561 00:45:49,911 --> 00:45:54,122 It was Tanya. How happy that swimsuit was. 562 00:45:54,122 --> 00:45:57,576 I only had one second to admire the view. 563 00:45:57,576 --> 00:46:01,120 If you found out that I was a liar, they ate me for dinner. 564 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,005 Come here, handsome. 565 00:46:03,005 --> 00:46:06,376 You're a woman. See you soon. 566 00:46:06,376 --> 00:46:09,304 She referred to me! 567 00:46:09,304 --> 00:46:11,844 I was talking about your mother. 568 00:46:13,142 --> 00:46:17,187 These are not ways of walking. Go get dressed. 569 00:46:17,187 --> 00:46:19,311 Why did you wear my bathing suit? 570 00:46:21,067 --> 00:46:23,106 Who is the stallion? 571 00:46:23,106 --> 00:46:25,863 The new member of the gang. 572 00:46:26,948 --> 00:46:29,783 "Stabs" McGirk... to Tanya Peters. 573 00:46:29,783 --> 00:46:32,952 Wait... Don't we know each other? 574 00:46:32,952 --> 00:46:36,406 I smelled like bullshit as soon as I saw him. 575 00:46:36,406 --> 00:46:39,868 It's the custom. It's from the underwear ads I made. 576 00:46:39,868 --> 00:46:45,252 - Do you deny that you are a bifi? - I deny it. 577 00:46:45,252 --> 00:46:47,879 - That's enough for me. - For me too. 578 00:46:47,879 --> 00:46:51,089 It's fine. So everything is clear. 579 00:46:51,089 --> 00:46:53,138 A kiss and make up. 580 00:46:54,434 --> 00:46:56,426 Okay... 581 00:47:06,904 --> 00:47:08,944 So you're fine. 582 00:47:30,470 --> 00:47:33,139 I had to inform the police station. 583 00:47:33,139 --> 00:47:35,713 This was worse than I had thought. 584 00:47:35,713 --> 00:47:38,264 No phone and far from everything, 585 00:47:38,264 --> 00:47:41,556 had fewer hypotheses than a cucumber in a gay sauna. 586 00:47:41,556 --> 00:47:43,116 Who's there? 587 00:47:46,069 --> 00:47:48,820 Have you seen my little dove, Stabs? 588 00:47:48,820 --> 00:47:53,365 - What little dove? - What are you doing? 589 00:47:53,365 --> 00:47:57,745 Thinking about my next move. 590 00:47:57,745 --> 00:48:00,665 Your bishop is discovered. 591 00:48:00,665 --> 00:48:04,664 It's these pants. I tend to wear wider pants. 592 00:48:04,664 --> 00:48:07,327 You're a lot of man. I like men like that. 593 00:48:07,327 --> 00:48:10,341 You're attacking, little one, 594 00:48:10,341 --> 00:48:12,383 but there is a problem. 595 00:48:12,383 --> 00:48:16,550 - Are you Jewish? - No. It's Rocco's. 596 00:48:16,550 --> 00:48:20,804 In my book, this chapter It's called "Look But Don't Touch". 597 00:48:22,855 --> 00:48:24,895 I can have two lovers. 598 00:48:26,609 --> 00:48:30,227 How perverse. But I like my sex how I play basketball: 599 00:48:30,227 --> 00:48:32,859 One by one, with little dirt. 600 00:48:40,873 --> 00:48:43,958 You're tense, "Stabs." 601 00:48:45,044 --> 00:48:48,460 Could I calm down If you knew what was going to happen. 602 00:48:48,460 --> 00:48:51,833 You don't know, do you? 603 00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:56,552 I just know it's in the center, and it's a big deal! 604 00:48:56,552 --> 00:48:58,845 It's how I like it. 605 00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:04,059 - And what else? - That... 606 00:49:06,399 --> 00:49:08,226 What are you doing? 607 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:13,061 Thanks for the recipe, Miss Peters. 608 00:49:13,061 --> 00:49:14,484 How were you able? 609 00:49:14,484 --> 00:49:16,981 I stuck my tongue down his mouth. 610 00:49:20,121 --> 00:49:22,244 You mustn't know I'm here. 611 00:49:22,244 --> 00:49:24,371 Goodbye, little one. 612 00:49:24,371 --> 00:49:26,617 What is this? Who is the mine? 613 00:49:26,617 --> 00:49:31,871 Someone who got lost. Breakdown in the car. I take her to the bus. 614 00:49:31,871 --> 00:49:35,750 She is married. What if her husband comes looking for her? 615 00:49:35,750 --> 00:49:38,336 - The husband must be good. - Doesn't keep promises. 616 00:49:38,336 --> 00:49:41,634 And you don't stop at home, just to irritate him. 617 00:49:41,634 --> 00:49:43,765 - He abandoned me. - You're the one who left him. 618 00:49:43,765 --> 00:49:46,474 - You can't talk. - The things you say. 619 00:49:50,151 --> 00:49:52,309 Stop it. 620 00:49:52,309 --> 00:49:55,357 - It even looks like they are married. - What do we do with her, Rocco? 621 00:49:55,357 --> 00:49:59,031 One thing is certain. There's no room for her. 622 00:49:59,031 --> 00:50:02,617 - I suggest we kill her. - Let's send it off right here. 623 00:50:02,617 --> 00:50:06,537 Once things went wrong for me I feel bad about not having a hostage. 624 00:50:06,537 --> 00:50:09,295 Women are the best hostages. 625 00:50:09,295 --> 00:50:12,463 Small, eat less, smell good. 626 00:50:12,463 --> 00:50:16,000 Yeah, it's like an insurance policy. 627 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,593 Good thinking, boy. Go to sleep. 628 00:50:19,593 --> 00:50:23,132 There's a lot of work tomorrow. 629 00:50:28,314 --> 00:50:30,223 All ready. 630 00:50:30,223 --> 00:50:33,483 Look at the tower. It'll be like tonight. 631 00:50:33,483 --> 00:50:35,443 Aren't we too far away? 632 00:50:37,365 --> 00:50:39,820 Okay, pay attention. 633 00:50:39,820 --> 00:50:43,907 Up there is a device which will give us 5 million. 634 00:50:43,907 --> 00:50:46,701 Let's rock it tonight 635 00:50:46,701 --> 00:50:49,661 and the whole world will watch. 636 00:50:49,661 --> 00:50:54,046 - Your crown of glory. - It's for both of us, mom. Ready? 637 00:50:54,046 --> 00:50:55,046 Yes. 638 00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:20,278 Impressive. 639 00:51:22,201 --> 00:51:23,197 With a bang. 640 00:51:24,996 --> 00:51:25,991 With a bang. 641 00:51:30,710 --> 00:51:34,458 America will be brought to its knees with this attack. 642 00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:38,675 It will be more humiliating than Tonya Harding. 643 00:51:38,675 --> 00:51:42,887 It's almost. I'm looking forward to it. Best regards Mrs. Gaddafi 644 00:51:42,887 --> 00:51:45,463 and thank him for the cookies. 645 00:51:47,101 --> 00:51:50,600 A beautiful night in Los Angeles. 646 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:54,733 The stars shining, to 66�. Oscar Awards. 647 00:51:54,733 --> 00:51:59,064 The admirers they try to see celebrities. 648 00:51:59,064 --> 00:52:03,199 And here we have two: "Weird" Al Yankovic and Vanna White. 649 00:52:13,961 --> 00:52:19,086 Put the mine in your suitcase. We meet in the back. 650 00:52:20,176 --> 00:52:22,003 Do you have the passes? 651 00:52:22,003 --> 00:52:24,550 This will bring us 5 million. 652 00:52:24,550 --> 00:52:25,634 Not bad, mommy. 653 00:52:25,634 --> 00:52:29,258 - What will become of me, Frank? - I have an idea. 654 00:52:29,258 --> 00:52:31,677 Do you know what you should do? 655 00:52:31,677 --> 00:52:33,847 See air pressure and check the oil. 656 00:52:33,847 --> 00:52:38,732 No, silly. Watch the girl. It can serve as a shield for us. 657 00:52:42,823 --> 00:52:47,319 To host the Oscars Consecration of the Academy... 658 00:52:47,319 --> 00:52:50,946 Camera 3, play the clip. Aspirin, please. 659 00:52:50,946 --> 00:52:53,079 Preparando c�mera 4... 660 00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:58,127 The winners of consecration awards 661 00:52:58,127 --> 00:53:00,965 include great filmic moments. 662 00:53:00,965 --> 00:53:05,130 Filmes como "Sandals and Thongs", 1958... 663 00:53:05,130 --> 00:53:07,972 "Sweaty Boatmen", 1959... 664 00:53:07,972 --> 00:53:10,382 "The Leather Centurion", 1960... 665 00:53:10,382 --> 00:53:13,975 and the 1966 color production, 666 00:53:13,975 --> 00:53:16,221 "Lan�as Grossas". 667 00:53:22,238 --> 00:53:25,274 There's the Bryce Porterhouse man. 668 00:53:25,274 --> 00:53:30,526 He is the one who keeps the envelopes. Stupid doesn't leave there. 669 00:53:30,526 --> 00:53:34,120 Vai distra�-lo so I can put the bomb in the envelope. 670 00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:38,502 Margaret Redfeather receives the award on behalf of Mr. Bronkowitz. 671 00:53:55,479 --> 00:53:57,519 It should arrive. 672 00:53:57,519 --> 00:54:00,014 You won't get away with this. 673 00:54:00,014 --> 00:54:02,398 Whoever you are, Rocco will kill you. 674 00:54:02,398 --> 00:54:04,443 Frank Drebin, Police Department. 675 00:54:04,443 --> 00:54:07,199 - Isn't that unusual? - Not much. 676 00:54:07,199 --> 00:54:09,987 - Here's the plan. - You won't stop Rocco. 677 00:54:09,987 --> 00:54:13,612 - You have one chance in a thousand. - It's better than the lottery. 678 00:54:13,612 --> 00:54:16,909 Good wins over bad. 679 00:54:16,909 --> 00:54:19,124 My children have to live without fear. 680 00:54:19,124 --> 00:54:22,046 If we don't stop them, that goes up in the air. 681 00:54:22,046 --> 00:54:25,085 Terrible, unless it happens in the dance number. 682 00:54:25,085 --> 00:54:26,836 Let's go. 683 00:54:43,319 --> 00:54:45,442 Does the radio work? 684 00:54:50,576 --> 00:54:53,826 Notify the Police. Tell them that Drebin... 685 00:55:00,586 --> 00:55:03,338 Leave it there. 686 00:55:03,338 --> 00:55:06,589 I ask myself What would he want? 687 00:55:11,806 --> 00:55:15,009 - One moment. - Frank Drebin, Police Squad. 688 00:55:15,009 --> 00:55:18,884 - Yes, and I'm Robert DeNiro. - We have to go in, Mr. DeNiro. 689 00:55:18,884 --> 00:55:21,980 Ten thousand people want it too. Go away. 690 00:55:21,980 --> 00:55:24,687 - Actors only. - Let's go. 691 00:55:24,687 --> 00:55:26,900 I have a better idea. 692 00:55:26,900 --> 00:55:28,695 And you leave them. 693 00:55:28,695 --> 00:55:31,651 With the prize for best supporting actress, 694 00:55:31,651 --> 00:55:35,193 Mariel Hemingway and Elliot Gould. 695 00:55:44,505 --> 00:55:46,332 Thanks. 696 00:55:46,332 --> 00:55:49,508 And the nominees are, for secondary actress... 697 00:55:49,508 --> 00:55:51,965 Mary Lou Retton, "The Fatal Call", 698 00:55:51,965 --> 00:55:55,423 the courage of a woman faced with the death of the cat, 699 00:55:55,423 --> 00:55:58,303 during the Hindenburg disaster. 700 00:56:04,316 --> 00:56:06,938 Morgan Fairchild, "Final Proposal", 701 00:56:06,938 --> 00:56:11,321 the courageous victory of a woman about bulmia, 702 00:56:11,321 --> 00:56:14,158 at the time of the Donner cannibalism. 703 00:56:31,385 --> 00:56:34,801 Sorry, but it's a police case. 704 00:56:38,017 --> 00:56:40,305 Shannen Doherty, "Basic Analysis", 705 00:56:40,305 --> 00:56:42,885 a woman who heals of a vaginal infection, 706 00:56:42,885 --> 00:56:47,143 against the backdrop of the tragic season of the Buffalo Bills in 1991. 707 00:56:57,494 --> 00:56:59,534 Thank you, sheriff. 708 00:56:59,534 --> 00:57:02,243 There is no news from Frank or Rocco. 709 00:57:02,243 --> 00:57:05,120 Frank should have called by now. 710 00:57:17,222 --> 00:57:19,262 Let me see the tickets. 711 00:57:19,262 --> 00:57:22,185 - Nice dress. Is it whipped cream? - Yes. 712 00:57:22,185 --> 00:57:25,804 Come in, Tim and Erica Brown. Have fun. 713 00:57:25,804 --> 00:57:28,685 Okay, Vanna White and "Weird" Al Yankovic. 714 00:57:28,685 --> 00:57:31,183 Enjoy the prizes. 715 00:57:32,863 --> 00:57:34,274 3 ready! 716 00:57:34,274 --> 00:57:37,365 Florence Henderson, "Analysis of a Proposal"... 717 00:57:37,365 --> 00:57:41,780 - He could be anywhere. - Where will the bomb be? 718 00:57:41,780 --> 00:57:45,122 - And the winner is... - This is going to be a bomb. 719 00:57:45,122 --> 00:57:48,375 -Jane! - Are you thinking the same as me? 720 00:57:48,375 --> 00:57:51,035 Yes, Florence Henderson will win. 721 00:57:51,035 --> 00:57:54,999 - No! The bomb is in an envelope. - You're right. 722 00:57:54,999 --> 00:57:57,419 And the winner is... 723 00:57:58,973 --> 00:58:01,012 Mary Lou Retton in "The Fatal Call". 724 00:58:01,012 --> 00:58:03,804 Yes! Yes! 725 00:58:03,804 --> 00:58:07,097 Sorry. We were rooting for Florence. 726 00:58:07,097 --> 00:58:10,439 We have to see all the envelopes before they open more. 727 00:58:14,154 --> 00:58:15,565 Yes! 728 00:58:19,076 --> 00:58:21,115 I didn't know there were so many. 729 00:58:21,115 --> 00:58:23,445 There are 75 new categories. 730 00:58:23,445 --> 00:58:25,994 Best actor in a film about Columbus? 731 00:58:25,994 --> 00:58:29,452 To present the award for best director, 732 00:58:29,452 --> 00:58:34,372 Raquel Welch, and the host of her own program, Phil Donahue. 733 00:58:34,372 --> 00:58:38,167 This must be the bomb envelope. Keep looking. 734 00:58:38,167 --> 00:58:40,301 Just one more second, Mr. Donahue. 735 00:58:56,488 --> 00:58:59,193 God! Look Donahue. 736 00:59:06,623 --> 00:59:09,541 Stop the stairs, Joey! 737 00:59:10,961 --> 00:59:12,372 Thanks. 738 00:59:12,372 --> 00:59:15,878 I am pleased to present... 739 00:59:21,764 --> 00:59:24,136 But what the hell? 740 00:59:25,768 --> 00:59:28,259 - My God! - Turn on the ads. 741 00:59:28,259 --> 00:59:32,351 Calm. Talk to me. What happened, mommy? 742 00:59:32,351 --> 00:59:35,726 "Stabs" is Frank Drebin, of the Police Squad. 743 00:59:35,726 --> 00:59:38,393 The fucking traitor. 744 00:59:38,393 --> 00:59:42,154 I treated him like my brother... that I didn't kill. 745 00:59:42,154 --> 00:59:45,658 - He can find the bomb. - Only if I don't see him. 746 00:59:45,658 --> 00:59:48,700 Let's resume broadcasting. 747 00:59:48,700 --> 00:59:51,412 The microphone. Donahue's cues. 748 00:59:54,630 --> 00:59:56,669 There's the poster, idiot. 749 00:59:59,551 --> 01:00:04,344 Tonight is special, Raquel. 750 01:00:04,344 --> 01:00:08,132 I'm out of breath. Step to Raquel. 751 01:00:08,132 --> 01:00:10,800 Sometimes I lack air. 752 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,355 What is this? 753 01:00:12,355 --> 01:00:15,559 Laughter and applause. For Phil. 754 01:00:15,559 --> 01:00:19,067 It takes my breath away just looking at you. For Rachel. 755 01:00:19,067 --> 01:00:20,732 That's what I say! 756 01:00:20,732 --> 01:00:24,951 Returning to the subject. Take the envelope. 757 01:00:24,951 --> 01:00:27,906 The nominations for best director are... 758 01:00:27,906 --> 01:00:30,867 Richard Attenborough for his musical 759 01:00:30,867 --> 01:00:34,742 based on the life of Mother Teresa, "Mother." 760 01:00:56,108 --> 01:00:59,643 Spike Lee, "Malcolm X 2: The Merchandising". 761 01:00:59,643 --> 01:01:04,233 Look, Nordberg! Frank is at the Oscars. 762 01:01:04,233 --> 01:01:06,116 Did you get tickets? 763 01:01:06,785 --> 01:01:09,988 That's where Rocco Dillon will attack. 764 01:01:09,988 --> 01:01:12,915 It's all going to explode. 765 01:01:12,915 --> 01:01:16,084 - We have to go there. - We weren't invited. We are bifias. 766 01:01:17,504 --> 01:01:19,331 It's for you. 767 01:01:20,674 --> 01:01:24,458 Nordberg, Police Station. Is it there? 768 01:01:26,555 --> 01:01:29,840 Henderson, give me this phone. It must be broken. 769 01:01:31,768 --> 01:01:34,888 Here are the lottery numbers. 770 01:01:34,888 --> 01:01:37,019 Prepare your bulletins. 771 01:01:37,019 --> 01:01:39,432 12... 22... 18... 9... 772 01:01:41,028 --> 01:01:45,524 For its history of genetics is released in a retirement community, 773 01:01:45,524 --> 01:01:49,115 "Geritric Park", by Steven Spielberg. 774 01:01:57,252 --> 01:01:59,292 GARDEN OF THROMBOSIS 775 01:02:10,140 --> 01:02:12,263 And the winner is... 776 01:02:13,977 --> 01:02:17,180 One moment, Raquel. I've been thinking. 777 01:02:17,180 --> 01:02:18,683 My God! 778 01:02:18,683 --> 01:02:21,893 This is being seen all over the world, 779 01:02:21,893 --> 01:02:23,859 and we could send good thoughts 780 01:02:23,859 --> 01:02:27,480 through the cameras, to the Chinese leader, 781 01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,244 Wing Wa Woo Tong... 782 01:02:30,244 --> 01:02:33,862 so that it would become friendly. 783 01:02:33,862 --> 01:02:35,995 Thanks. 784 01:02:37,542 --> 01:02:39,915 And the winner is... 785 01:02:39,915 --> 01:02:44,083 So many people go to bed hungry, 786 01:02:44,083 --> 01:02:45,965 but cat food contains tuna... 787 01:02:45,965 --> 01:02:48,542 And the dolphins in the zoo, 788 01:02:48,542 --> 01:02:51,804 enclosed in tiny tanks, 789 01:02:51,804 --> 01:02:53,930 what a waste! 790 01:02:53,930 --> 01:02:56,057 Just kill half of them now! 791 01:02:56,057 --> 01:02:59,763 Cats can eat dolphin meat, 792 01:02:59,763 --> 01:03:03,640 leaving the tuna free for the hungry. 793 01:03:09,491 --> 01:03:13,275 - And the winner is... - And so many people are cold, 794 01:03:13,275 --> 01:03:15,742 shaking all night. 795 01:03:15,742 --> 01:03:18,119 And now I say, take the cats and skin them. 796 01:03:18,119 --> 01:03:21,328 The skins they will be able to warm hundreds of people. 797 01:03:22,170 --> 01:03:24,210 Oh my God, Phil! 798 01:03:24,210 --> 01:03:26,337 And the winner is... 799 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:37,510 Give me the envelope! 800 01:03:45,485 --> 01:03:47,774 - Don't move! - The gun is cold! 801 01:03:47,774 --> 01:03:49,523 It is at room temperature. 802 01:03:51,366 --> 01:03:54,237 It's fine. There's no bomb. 803 01:04:13,513 --> 01:04:15,553 - White hair... - About 1.85 m. 804 01:04:15,553 --> 01:04:17,550 Similar to Phil Donahue. 805 01:04:18,435 --> 01:04:20,392 - It's that guy! - Catch him! 806 01:04:23,273 --> 01:04:25,182 Ladies and gentlemen, 807 01:04:25,182 --> 01:04:28,774 applause for the actress international Pia Zadora. 808 01:04:33,241 --> 01:04:35,697 There he is. Stop him. 809 01:04:36,787 --> 01:04:39,906 Isn't that snot on your shoe? 810 01:04:41,458 --> 01:04:44,127 He has to be here. Go behind the scenes. 811 01:04:49,049 --> 01:04:52,500 Not him again! Please, my God! 812 01:05:51,361 --> 01:05:53,021 Grab him! 813 01:06:03,331 --> 01:06:06,416 I'm Ed Hocken, and he is Agent Nordberg. 814 01:06:06,416 --> 01:06:09,835 - We came to prevent a disaster. - They arrived late. 815 01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:36,107 Come on, Nordberg! We have to go to him. 816 01:07:07,062 --> 01:07:08,307 BOXES 817 01:07:17,197 --> 01:07:21,064 I figured we'd see each other. I want answers, love. 818 01:07:21,064 --> 01:07:22,903 - I love you. - Wrong answer. 819 01:07:22,903 --> 01:07:25,568 I stopped being stupid a long time ago. 820 01:07:25,568 --> 01:07:28,499 Listen, I'll give you one last chance. 821 01:07:28,499 --> 01:07:32,663 And it's not like those of the baseball league is Steve Howe. 822 01:07:32,663 --> 01:07:35,541 - Where is Jane? - I swear I don't know. 823 01:07:35,541 --> 01:07:38,633 - And the bomb? - In the "best film" envelope. 824 01:07:38,633 --> 01:07:41,755 I want to regenerate, Mr. Drebin. 825 01:07:41,755 --> 01:07:44,468 I'm tired of lying. 826 01:07:44,468 --> 01:07:48,425 Kiss me. Kiss me, please. 827 01:07:48,425 --> 01:07:50,845 I've never kissed such innocent lips. 828 01:07:50,845 --> 01:07:53,015 So pure. 829 01:08:13,253 --> 01:08:15,744 He looked like Phil Donahue. 830 01:08:15,744 --> 01:08:18,081 - It's him! - I'll get him, boss. 831 01:08:19,759 --> 01:08:23,591 In the presentation of the award for the best film, 832 01:08:23,591 --> 01:08:28,556 we have Olympia Dukakis and James Earl Jones. 833 01:08:35,775 --> 01:08:37,602 My God, what is that? 834 01:08:37,602 --> 01:08:40,695 Looks like Phil Donahue vomiting into a tuba. 835 01:08:40,695 --> 01:08:44,825 Take note that Phil Donahue It won't come next year. 836 01:08:44,825 --> 01:08:47,151 Thanks. Goodnight. 837 01:08:47,151 --> 01:08:51,457 We have the privilege to present the final prize. 838 01:08:51,457 --> 01:08:55,705 We were worried. Rocco and Tanya? 839 01:08:55,705 --> 01:08:59,045 - Sit down. Rest. - Thank God you're okay. 840 01:08:59,045 --> 01:09:03,711 "Bad Instincts" and "Sawdust and Mildew". 841 01:09:03,711 --> 01:09:08,216 All these films were successful box office, except one. 842 01:09:08,216 --> 01:09:10,431 - What is that? - The award for best film. 843 01:09:10,431 --> 01:09:12,558 It's "Sawdust and Mildew". 844 01:09:12,558 --> 01:09:14,722 Please, Olympia? 845 01:09:14,722 --> 01:09:17,649 My God! It's that one! 846 01:09:17,649 --> 01:09:21,518 The Oscar for best film goes... 847 01:09:21,518 --> 01:09:22,893 Wait! 848 01:09:24,074 --> 01:09:27,277 Sorry, I loved her on "Coneheads". You too. 849 01:09:27,277 --> 01:09:29,278 Let me open it. 850 01:09:32,332 --> 01:09:34,371 The bomb! 851 01:09:45,470 --> 01:09:47,509 Quiet, so no one gets hurt. 852 01:09:49,891 --> 01:09:52,180 From now on. 853 01:09:52,180 --> 01:09:55,269 For your chairs. The party is over. 854 01:09:55,269 --> 01:09:57,146 Program interrupted. 855 01:09:57,146 --> 01:09:59,105 Don't panic. 856 01:09:59,105 --> 01:10:01,185 Chamber 2, aim at the old woman. 857 01:10:01,185 --> 01:10:03,104 It's better to stay away. 858 01:10:03,104 --> 01:10:06,779 - Nobody moves. - Sit down and pay attention. 859 01:10:06,779 --> 01:10:09,986 I'll kill you if I have to. Did you hear? 860 01:10:09,986 --> 01:10:12,948 Throw your weapons here. 861 01:10:17,293 --> 01:10:21,161 That bomb is mine. Hand it over, Drebin. 862 01:10:21,161 --> 01:10:23,083 Do you want the honor of killing him? 863 01:10:24,300 --> 01:10:26,293 Move an eyelash and you die. 864 01:10:33,184 --> 01:10:35,177 Give me that gun! 865 01:10:36,146 --> 01:10:39,811 - My God! - I won't fall for that. 866 01:10:44,738 --> 01:10:46,564 PALMS 867 01:10:47,949 --> 01:10:49,443 OVATION OF POWDER 868 01:10:56,207 --> 01:10:57,322 It's gone, Rocco. 869 01:10:57,322 --> 01:10:58,042 Dead? 870 01:11:00,086 --> 01:11:02,162 Okay, I'll come to you, mommy! 871 01:11:03,673 --> 01:11:06,591 If you don't remove the bomb, I'll kill the girl. 872 01:11:06,591 --> 01:11:09,345 It's okay, Rocco. I'll do whatever you say. 873 01:11:10,430 --> 01:11:11,841 Don't hurt him. 874 01:11:11,841 --> 01:11:15,098 If you remove the bomb, you kill me anyway. 875 01:11:15,098 --> 01:11:17,640 - Nothing done, Rocco. - Then I'll shoot him. 876 01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:21,394 - If you kill her, I'll open the envelope. - Think about it, Frank. 877 01:11:21,394 --> 01:11:23,808 He leaves. You will die. 878 01:11:23,808 --> 01:11:25,941 And all these people will die. 879 01:11:25,941 --> 01:11:27,902 Then. 880 01:11:27,902 --> 01:11:30,112 I'll kill you if you don't obey me. 881 01:11:31,367 --> 01:11:33,574 I save myself. The others too. 882 01:11:33,574 --> 01:11:36,698 - Not you. - How complicated. 883 01:11:36,698 --> 01:11:42,744 Let's apply logic. The psychotic, you take the envelope, and I take the gun. 884 01:11:43,630 --> 01:11:45,587 I know what I'm doing. 885 01:11:52,013 --> 01:11:53,638 Very good! 886 01:11:55,850 --> 01:12:00,393 Here is the best film, and it is clear from all over the world this is blowing up. 887 01:12:00,393 --> 01:12:03,600 If I die, I die happy. 888 01:12:05,068 --> 01:12:10,489 Wait, before we all go to the Ares, can I pull the panties out of the crack? 889 01:12:10,489 --> 01:12:13,360 - To go comfortable. - Okay, but nothing more. 890 01:12:17,038 --> 01:12:20,739 - Give up. You're finished. - Look! George Hamilton. 891 01:12:24,295 --> 01:12:26,751 Come get me, Drebin. 892 01:12:28,007 --> 01:12:29,834 Throw the pistol. 893 01:12:29,834 --> 01:12:31,753 Drop the bomb, Nordberg. 894 01:12:31,753 --> 01:12:34,300 Hold on, baby. 895 01:12:36,057 --> 01:12:37,599 Help me, Frank! 896 01:12:38,768 --> 01:12:39,847 I know what I'm doing. 897 01:12:43,147 --> 01:12:45,555 I hate heights. 898 01:12:47,652 --> 01:12:50,190 Move. 899 01:12:52,282 --> 01:12:54,191 This is better than the ads. 900 01:12:54,191 --> 01:12:56,857 BFF, you killed my mommy! 901 01:12:56,857 --> 01:12:58,946 The girl goes with me. 902 01:12:58,946 --> 01:13:03,914 Do you hear, bitch? A push and Mrs. Drebin is reduced to mush. 903 01:13:03,914 --> 01:13:07,086 Get a camera up there. This is the best. 904 01:13:07,086 --> 01:13:09,959 Last wish before I throw you? 905 01:13:09,959 --> 01:13:13,134 - Yes. Don't push me. - Anything else? 906 01:13:13,134 --> 01:13:15,461 I love you, Frank. 907 01:13:15,461 --> 01:13:18,971 I want the world to know that you are perfect. 908 01:13:18,971 --> 01:13:21,217 I hope you hear me. 909 01:13:21,217 --> 01:13:22,935 And they tell me that I don't make good drama. 910 01:13:22,935 --> 01:13:26,888 I was wrong in wanting that you leave the Police. 911 01:13:26,888 --> 01:13:30,482 Now I know because you weren't good in bed. 912 01:13:31,946 --> 01:13:34,900 Yes, now I understand that and other things. 913 01:13:34,900 --> 01:13:37,233 Everything is in order. Don't move. 914 01:13:37,233 --> 01:13:41,027 The vibrations can make her explode. 915 01:13:42,665 --> 01:13:46,829 I learned my lesson, and despite being already possibly late for me, 916 01:13:46,829 --> 01:13:50,620 I want all the ladies know one thing. 917 01:13:50,620 --> 01:13:53,171 Treat your husbands well. 918 01:13:53,171 --> 01:13:56,462 The good ones don't fall from the sky. 919 01:14:01,517 --> 01:14:04,222 It is stuck in the cable. Help him, Frank. 920 01:14:15,657 --> 01:14:17,199 I'm coming, mommy! 921 01:14:22,538 --> 01:14:25,076 Papshmir? 922 01:14:38,972 --> 01:14:42,590 - We will never be separated again. - Oh, Frank! 923 01:14:42,590 --> 01:14:46,681 You like me. You really like it! 924 01:15:05,540 --> 01:15:07,200 NINE MONTHS LATER 925 01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:09,331 - Slow down! - Hurry! 926 01:15:09,331 --> 01:15:11,210 Take it easy. We have time. 927 01:15:11,210 --> 01:15:13,786 - Did you bring the camera? - It's here. What room is she in? 928 01:15:13,786 --> 01:15:16,752 Delivery room. It must be here. 929 01:15:16,752 --> 01:15:20,009 Jane, it's me. I am here. 930 01:15:20,009 --> 01:15:21,887 Go now! 931 01:15:21,887 --> 01:15:24,428 Breathe, baby. Breathe, Jane! 932 01:15:24,428 --> 01:15:26,426 More strength. That's right. 933 01:15:26,426 --> 01:15:29,010 Congratulations, daddy, it's a boy. 934 01:15:33,818 --> 01:15:35,811 Nordberg! Get here! 935 01:15:35,811 --> 01:15:39,435 - Frank, it's a boy! - I know!